So, we’ve been home with the baby for about an hour and a half.

He was hungry when we got home (of course) so I sat down in the living room to feed him.

He then started to fill his pants.

I said to the big two “you guys, your baby brother can eat and poop and the SAME TIME!”

Ivy looked at me and said “eat and poop?”

I said “yep.”

She looked at him eating and said “what’s that?”

I (trying to think of what to call it that would be okay when they yelled it in the grocery store or something) said “it’s my…boob.”

“He’s eating on it?”

“He’s drinking milk.”

She thought hard for a minute…”do you drink a lot of milk?”