– Questions. For me. You Know, The Celebrity. #mondaylisticles

Monday Listicles this week is actually already written out for me. Yay! Bridget from Twinisms submitted the topic this week, which happens to be the list of questions that James Lipton always asks at the end of Inside The Actor’s Studio.

So, here I am, pretending to be a famous actor, worthy of the questions.

1. What is your favorite word? Fluffy.

2. What is your least favorite word? Beverage.

3. What turns you on? Thoughtfulness. And good soap.

4. What turns you off? A big ego.

5. What sound do you love? The kids’ belly laughs.

6. What sound do you hate? Whining, particularly “mama” said with a whiny voice.

7. What is your favorite curse word? Goddammit…okay, maybe it’s not my favorite, but it’s the one I say the most.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Hairdresser.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving poop (animal, human or otherwise). I deal with that enough at home.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Your kids will be fine. There are a few people who’ve been waiting to see you.

OMG. Now I’m crying. Thanks a lot, Bridget!