I had a dream last night. My four-year-old (in the dream) niece was pregnant, and ready to give birth any day. And my entire family was going on the Oprah show because of it. I even got a glimpse of my niece patting her belly. It was horrifying.

When I was pregnant with E. Belle, I had a dream that my mom was also pregnant, and getting a lot of (my) attention. I woke up mad at her.

Pregnancy dreams suck.