Welcome to #iPPP! Sarah at The Sunday Spill and I want to see your funny, your yummy, your heartfelt, your favorite phone photos of the week. All you need is a blog post containing at least one photo from any phone camera. Link up below!

But first, an announcement of sorts. Sarah, as you know, is growing another baby, running her home while her husband builds their new house (that must be ready for the baby), and generally doing it all. So, she’s going to step down as my iPPP co-host after this week. I will miss her so much! But, the co-hosting torch is being passed on to the capable hands of my good friend Robin of Farewell, Stranger. Make sure you come back next week, link up, and give her a big ol’ welcoming, virtual hug.

You know you live in the country when:

You do hear sirens go by…..once or twice a month.

The cow and sheep populations are each more than double that of the people population.

You might see a combine drive by in your backyard.

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Instead of running into the neighbor’s yard, your dog runs into the cornfield behind yours.

The only visitors you ever get are the UPS and FedEx drivers.

You have to drive into town to go trick or treating. Or to get gas. Or to buy milk.

The closest Target is 40 minutes away.

The closest Wal-mart is 20.

You make your kids wear clothes to go outside, but it’s basically a formality because no one will see them.

You will drive behind farm equipment at least once a week. You WILL.

The loudest it ever gets outside is around the fourth of July and harvest.

You’d never be able to count all the stars in the sky at night.

You may have to walk a quarter mile to borrow a cup of sugar.

The choices you have for cell phone and internet plans are 1) use the available plan or 2) don’t have cell phone/internet.

Running at night is awesome, if you like to run in the pitch black darkness because there are no street lights.

You’re more likely to pass a raccoon or opossum on the road at night than another car.

The sight obstructions aren’t tall buildings, they’re tall trees and grain silos.

When you get lost, you won’t be battling one-way streets, you’ll be battling acre-long squared dirt roads.

You can see for miles and miles and miles.

Are you a country mouse, or a city mouse?

GFunkified